Speed dating type questions for coworkers
The "open-minded" owners of such heads like to open their minds in the company of peers and admire each other's fanciful sandy mindscapes.
Every new whiff of wind or shaking of the head tosses the sand in more quirky patterns, forming new whimsical outlines.
A similar effect is achieved when the content of such minds is raked by "intellectual" authors, filmmakers, and politicians - a practice they immensely enjoy, calling it a "spiritual" experience.
A few weeks later I told this story to Maggie Roddin, a radio talk show host in Philadelphia.
Maggie asked me to recall some of the questions, but I could only remember a few.
But in my defense, even Socrates couldn't possibly envision the scale of absurdity a political argument could reach in the 21st century.
Dear Americans, these are some questions I have collected in 16 years of living in your country.
Please see if you can answer them for me: I hope you will find my questions handy.